March is fraud prevention month

I seriously have to be lacking something in my diet.

Upon grocery shopping on the weekend, my housemate and I decided to buy some fruit. This is a normal occurance and should not be alarming, and we thought that a fruit salad would be nice to switch things up a bit. Again, normal. So we walked through the store and found ourselves some oranges, apples, melons and strawberries. Sunday morning, we went to town cutting it all up into a giant bowl. And I mean giant. There were four apples, two oranges, two melons and a pound of strawberries. Most people would have looked at the bowl and said, "No way, man, too much fruit for me." We, however, ate it all in less than 36 hours. And now I'm having sudden cravings for vegetables... it's all just too random for me.


Oh, and as a side note, the low-blow game has been reinstated. It's just not possible for us to be nice to everyone all the time. The average person is just too annoying.