Smappily Random

• Relient K - Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet? (the wimpy version)
• Fruit Taste - Más sabor para la familia!
• Nothing says 'I love you' like a set of oars
• The Loser Bottle, the red, the peach
• "yeah he was kitchen floor drunk"
• gummy bears, Orbit and mmms
• Smappy pipaplate day!
• adventures - both ones you get to go on, and the ones you don't
  
• "From your secret cheese-mirer"
• Showbread - Mouth Like a Magazine
• flavour.
• fake twin tower memorials
• rocks - slippery ones that make you fall into Lake Ontario, and giant ones you can climb to find the lost mountain
• tequila...sort of
  
• door chain illusions
• "I believe that loud thumping is coming from your bass guitar"
  
• Pipaman
• watering the roads
• fireworks and the mini dipper ("hey, that looks like my patch of freckles! I hate that patch of freckles. I hate the mini dipper!)
  
• 24
• wet towel day
• fruit salad - "yeah, I don't know how to cut this kind of fruit either..."
• *poke*
• Titanic on the pull-out couch
• "Excuse me, I don't think we're even"